Random WTF Lyrics #57

Welcome back to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Whistle-Flo-Rida

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
 Let me know
 Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
 And we start real slow
 You just put your lips together
 And you come real close
 Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
 Here we go

By now, everyone is aware of the obvious blowjob euphemism in this chorus, but what doesn’t get talked about as much is when Flo-Rida says he’s gonna show her how to do it. Does that mean that he’s gonna, you know, do the act himself? I’m just saying, that phrase came out all wrong.

Big Boy Diamonds-Gucci Mane ft Kodak Black

Shit on these niggas, I doo-doo
I'm passin' gas like I farted
Boy, if you smelled it, you dealt it

Kodak Black, ladies and gentlemen. Talking about fecal matter with the intellectual weight of a ten year old. No, I take that back. That would be insulting to ten year olds who would come up with better jokes around doo-doo.

Let Me Put My Love In You-AC/DC

Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife

Let me cut your cake with my knife. Not the metaphor that I would go for because that conjures up imagery of some of the messiest, bloodiest sex one could ever had. Maybe that’s the feeling female cats get from mating.

Fun fact: a male cat’s penis has over a hundred barbs on it, which makes the mating process painful for the female cat. This has been another addition of “Nature Is Fucked Up.”

Time I’m On-Youngboy Never Broke Again

Nigga try and I'ma blow him right on the scene

You know? I know rappers think VERY highly of themselves and could never see themselves do any wrong. But they have to know that there’s nothing wrong with doing a second take when writing a song, right? I know this dude is talking about shooting someone, but with how clumsy this was delivered, it also sounds like he’s going to, well, blow someone’s whistle, if you know what I mean.

Coming Of Age-Damn Yankees

Little sister, hits the stage
She can't help it, she's comin' of age
Little junior, he's all in a rage
Did you notice she was comin' of age

Well. That was painfully unfunny, cringey, and creepy. Something even creepier? One of the members of the Damn Yankees is Ted Nugent, a guy who made the song Jailbait and adopted an underaged girl just so that he could marry her. Yyyyyyyyeah, fuck Ted Nugent.

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