Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #45

Benjamin T. Hopson

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where we make fun of six random lyrics from six random songs. Let’s get started.

Sweetener-Ariana Grande

And then you get it, get it, get it, get it
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it
Flip it, flip it, flip it
You make me say oh, oh (sheesh, sheesh)
Twist it, twist it, twist it, twist it
Mix it and mix it and mix it and mix it
Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it
You make me say oh, oh (sheesh, sheesh)

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Dude, what the flying hell is this chorus? Are you fucking or are you cooking? Or are you cooking and fucking at the same time? That doesn’t sound safe and I guarantee you the food won’t taste as good.

Nonstop-Drake

Yeah I’m light skinned, but I’m still a dark nigga

No, you’re not. You’re just not. That’s just false. Nothing about you screams “dark.”

Grillz-Nelly ft Paul Wall, Ali, & Gip

I got a bill in my mouth like I’m Hillary Rodham

Huh. That’s a weird moniker for Monica Lewinsky.

Not Too Young, Not Too Old-Aaron Carter ft Nick Carter

Remember Aaron Carter? He was a kid star in the late 90s and early 2000s who made white boy pop “rap” for the Radio Disney crowd. He did a song about how he beat Shaquille O’Neal in a game of basketball and he also did a song for the Jimmy Neutron movie. He also did… this.

Listen up, everybody
This ain’t Aaron’s party
Part 2 I’m older now
Come and show me body
Girl whatcha gonna do, come and talk
To me in the backseat
Baby backstreet
(Yeah)

Referencing the backstreet because your older brother is Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys, who’s also on this song. And as for this song?

See when it comes to girls
I’m not too young
(Mommy)
Baby face back up on the scene
But when I get in trouble,
Hey I’m not too old
I pull my cap way down
And say I’m thirteen years old
That’s how we roll

No. Just… no at everything about this. No. Let’s move on.

I Was Made For Lovin’ You-KISS

I was made for lovin’ you baby
You were made for lovin’ me
And I can’t get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

And God said unto thee, “BULLSHIT.”

It’s Goin’ Down-Yung Joc

Boys from the hood call me black Donald Trump

You sure about that, bro? Are you sure? You sure you want to be compared to that man? Just saying, it’s not exactly a positive comparison. On a related note, there was a time when rappers compared themselves to Trump before he decided to run for president, not because they like his personality (although some do share his narcissism), but because he’s rich. They’ll compare themselves to anyone with money. Lines like that have not held up well considering our current climate.

And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.

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4 thoughts on “Random WTF Lyrics #45”

  1. Sweetener is without doubt the worst song from Ariana’s omonymous album. Seriously, what the fuck was she thinking when she made it?

    Also, I’d like to leave some suggestions:
    * “Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat/Just show me where your dick’s at” (Kesha ft. 3OH!3 – Blah Blah Blah)
    * “Don’t be fancy, just get dancy” (P!nk – Raise Your Glass)
    * “Baby, I can break you down/There’s so many ways to love you” or “Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow/Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow” (Usher ft. will.i.am – OMG)
    * “Driving so fast ’bout to piss on myself” (Miley Cyrus ft. Nelly – 4×4)
    * “Harder, faster, better, stronger/Sexy ladies, extra longer” (The Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow)

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    1. What about Dev, the short lived singer from the early 2010’s? She’s in some songs worthy of a Random Lyrics or Target Practice:

      1. Like A G6-Far East Movement ft The Cataracts & Dev:

      “Take a bottle to the head and let me see you fly”

      “When we up in this club getting slizzard”

      2. In The Dark-Dev:

      “Open me up and do some surgery”

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